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Soul of a Princess, Heart of a Soldier.
brainnsss-nom: nervousrex: thefrogman: The Frilled Lizard taking a leisurely stroll. just doing its thing nbd, nbd I’m on the right track, baby, I was born this way~
thedailywhat: Morning Fluff: Hanukkat is still working out the kinks in his dreidel spinning technique. [tastefullyoff.] See Also: 10 Animals Playing With Dreidels. Goodness gracious.
weedpeacelovecraft: highway131: bechnokid: siksta: Dang it, Tay and Alyssa. All I can think of are you two right now. oh Tommy Wisseau, you are a gift to this world This movie + a couple of close friends = friends cemented for life This is
hayliissailing: joshishollywood: weabullshit: thedailywhat: Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her. Yeah, you’re going to want to
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swallowbitchpeoplearestarving: me taking a picture of my pancakes then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn’t paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes
nebulachainnnn: help I can’t stop laughing at the bottom panel I may or may not have a very similar looking page of a Yu Yu Hakusho comic I did when I was thirteen.
fuckyeahdolan: wait a sec are u trying to cheet me again WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO ME?
knowyourmeme: Because it is beautiful. KYMdb - Dolan hungercity: why did i make this
knowyourmeme: Yes, this is exactly real life. KYMdb - [10] guy
sushiandpie: supercontra: Congratulation thank
mad witch
ostwinner: hulkruffalo: WHO’S STRONG AND BRAVE HERE TO SAVE THE AMERICAN WAYYYYYYYYYYYY WHO VOWS TO FIGHT LIKE A MAN FOR WHAT’S RIGHT NIGHT AND DAYYYYYYYYYYY WHO WILL CAMPAIGN DOOR TO DOOR FOR AMERICA CARRY THE FLAG SHORE TO SHORE FOR AMERICA
smattenhove: The laughter. It hurts.
steverogerssexual: qchord: Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr” odin sed “NO LOKI…”“ loki cryed nd fell in2 space he was gon. odin whispered in2 space “i ment to sey i
Makin’ my way downtown walking fast faces pass and I’m homebound
onac911: Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party I don’t know what’s more funny to me, the “I’ll set up the game system!” panels or the Loki sucks power on the door.
yesterdayisadisgrace: OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
dryvodkamartini: Iron Turtle and Turtle AmericaThis is just fan art..:o Jessie. JESSIE. CAN THIS ACTUALLY BE OUR FRIENDSHIP TATTOO?
brittaniethekid: p50522: Freedom.
Nonsense Mutations
theargylegargoyle: death-by-anime: To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr, I think we all know where you really belong: I think you should shut the fuck up we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time. We write fanfics. We love yuri and yaoi. We have
whipbogard: FROSTY YOU’RE A GENIUS!!! LET ME LOVE YOU!!! SHHHHHHH I’M A CATERPILLAR.
mercerism: a moment of silence for the one year anniversary of the devastating east coast earthquake
i've moved
ambiguousintentions: A birthday card I made for my cousin. I am a good cousin.
til death do we party
pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this
conversatanparade: please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and look at your forearm just take a good long look at that thing the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long 9.75 INCHES so please, the next time you describe
eridans-plush-rump: catbountry: soul-dracula: A PHOTOSET MADE FOR ME Crabs don’t give a fuck. cancer.
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wolvelihood: #me everyday
ppitte: We thought that Kili wouldn’t have really had a beard for a long while, just a very little and pathetic moustache. And when the beard finally started growing, all hell broke loose. This is so so so messy I’m sorry. I have the attention span
Let's die at the same time
Tell me I can't, and I'll show you I can
joemanjello: barnesandbarton: thorin thorout thorshake it all about we’re thorin flyin there’s not an orc in middle earth that we can’t kill
doilooklikeimjoking: [x]WE NEED A HOBBITWE’RE HOLDING OUT FOR A HOBBIT TILL THE END OF THE NIGHTHE’S GOTTA BE STRONGAND HE’S GOTTA BE FASTAND HE’S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT Things that I find hilarious at 10 am.
stellarcaprice: This morning I tried looking up one of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips, but kept finding all of this horrible fan art. For some reason I felt compelled to make this. I swear I didn’t waste more than half an hour on it.
hospitalvespers: Anonymous asked you: what is your 2nd favorite thing on the internet
burritwo: starbuckers: what do you call a giraffe driving a car? a danger to society
reallyreallyreallytrying: people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
henrycavills: this is the best photo ive ever seen
gunmetals: you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images
can't get much gayer than that
flynnscifi: flynnscifi: this dio guy cant be that bad its amazing how much your opinion can change in 37 minutes
irlocelot: irlocelot: GUESS WHO’S PREORDERING MGSV SOON you ever fuck up so bad that you post your yearbook photo from 2005 instead of a reaction image
soutrolls: Summer lovinHad me a blastSummer lovinScream at own ass :V
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
bloodspire: take me to frog church i worship like a frog at the sign of your church i’ll be a big frog and you can be a big church
strongermonster:strongermonster:back when i was a danny devito keeper my danny devitos were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full
priestmahad:ur-pet-dragon:priestmahad:I love when people take an obviously romantic queer relationship and put it as “just close friends” and the creators are like “lmfao nope they are together”i can only think of destiel right now
kittykat8311: raccoonnation: fattyatomicmutant: Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place. with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
thecube42: this is it this is the video that ends me
leptys: leptys: you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels? i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
fecto:sidshuffle:fecto: “hes just some guy” have you SEEN his boobs????? haha, this post reminds me of a buddy of mine. keep up the good work, alright?- Sid the Sloth i love you sid anything for you
mclennonyaoi:bungerc0re:mclennonyaoi:love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.been getting really into Beatles yaoi recently sure. why not.